BON JOVI JAGER SCANDAL

We’ve all had Jaeger Bombs before…. well apparently we haven’t!?!

It was reported that the famous band Bon Jovi had never tried the eastern european spiced liqueur before when they visited “Rewind Bar” on Mathew street one Friday night. Jon asked the bar tender “What’s going to send me down in a BLAZE OF GLORY”? The bartender replied with the quick and obvious answer “It has to be a Jager Bomb sir”. They then proceeded to drown themselves in a Jager tsunami for 4 hours straight.

 

The last sighting of Jon and the gang was at the pier head at 5am. Rewind bar refuse to claim responsibility for the naked antics that the band ended the night with. They then added “Always” drink responsibly.

 

Author of Satire News –  Chris Cashin

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